Ripped Pants!
OMG I can’t believe it!
My mom just noticed that all day today, I had a big rip in the butt of my pants. Now, that wouldn’t have been too bad, except, today, we went to my grandma’s house, and when there, we walked around her senior neighborhood, along a highway, through the mall, around Red Robin, around the mall, back along the highway, and through Kmart.
Yeah, I’m pretty much dying of embarrassment.
Plus, they are my favorite jeans! They’re the ones with the hole in the knee that I doodled all over with Sharpie, and all. My dad went to CVS to get a patch for them, but I’ll probably have, like, a neon orange square on my pants pocket. Oh well.
~The Shell of a Girl Named Max
(Max died of embarrassment.)
My mom just noticed that all day today, I had a big rip in the butt of my pants. Now, that wouldn’t have been too bad, except, today, we went to my grandma’s house, and when there, we walked around her senior neighborhood, along a highway, through the mall, around Red Robin, around the mall, back along the highway, and through Kmart.
Yeah, I’m pretty much dying of embarrassment.
Plus, they are my favorite jeans! They’re the ones with the hole in the knee that I doodled all over with Sharpie, and all. My dad went to CVS to get a patch for them, but I’ll probably have, like, a neon orange square on my pants pocket. Oh well.
~The Shell of a Girl Named Max
(Max died of embarrassment.)
