Update! NEWS FLASH
Okay, so I know I haven’t blogged in a while, so lemme catch you up:
–I’m in high school now! Wooohoooo!!!
–I got blonde streaks in my hair (did i already say that? hmm…i got them redone, though)
–I got contacts
–I married Daniel Radcliffe (haha just kidding, but you totally believed me, didn’t you!)
–I got accepted into People to People, a government organization created to send young American ambassadors to other countries, blah blah blah. Anyways, I’ll be going to England, Scotland, Ireland, and Wales for 3 weeks. And guess WHERE in England we’ll be going? Wait for it…BINGO! YES, LONDON! WOOT!
–I regained my obsessive obsession with Harry Potter, and I am even now wearing my lightning bolt necklace, and I have my awesome plastic heart, which says HP with a lightning bolt down the center, in my pocket.
–I have fostered an abiding hatred for the book Twilight, and yet I really like the movie (?). Because the BOOK Twilight was dumb, the plot didn’t come in until the last 90 or so pages, plus Bella had little or no personality. And don’t even TRY to tell me it was because the book was written from her point of view, because Maximum Ride was written from Max’s point of view, and Max had plenty of personality. But the MOVIE Twilight introduced the plot in the beginning, plus it was hilarious to watch all of the awkwardness between Robert Pattinson (Edward Cullen) and the actress who played Bella (I think her name is Kristin something, but I’m not sure), and all of the crazy fan-girls in the front of the theater at the movies were HILARIOUS because, for example, the first time Edward came onscreen, I swear, every single one of them sighed in unison. No joke. There was this thunderous “Oooohhh!” from the front of the theatre, and I was sitting in the bench seat in the back with mi amiga Suze, and we both turned and looked at each other and burst out laughing. Yup. Good times.
So yeah, now it’s almost Thanksgiving, and we’re in the car, driving to some far-away place, where I am beginning to doubt the existence of WiFi, to see family friends for the great feast (yay!). But the good news is, I’ll be seeing my friend Anne, who I haven’t seen for, oh, I don’t know, four years maybe? Five? So that’ll be fun…J
And we just stopped at the Glory Days Grill, and there was a yummylicious waiter who looked like Will Turner from PotC (haha lol jkjkjk) and I almost got sick from eating the huge, enormous All American Burger (ughhhh) and everyone made me feel guilty, because they wanted to go to Red Lobster, and I refused, because the smell of fish makes me sick L. Don’t ask me why. Okay, you can ask, and I’ll assume you will, so here’s a possible reason:
When I was very young, (my family can’t agree on an age), we went to Red Lobster. Being a sweet innocent little child, I pretended to make friends with the lobsters in the tank in the waiting area. So, when we finally sat down, my mom ordered lobster, not aware of my attachment to the poor things. When it came out, still looking like a lobster, I started sobbing, and we had to leave. And the smell of seafood, which is what Red Lobster smells like, has made me sick ever since. The end.
So yeah, life is as normal. Except this HUGE crush I have on this guy who is MY AGE and who is not a celebrity, which is a refreshing change. However, I will not post his name, for fear he is reading this *gasp* which would be horrifyingly embarrassing, seeing as I am feeling very boring and drained of creativity right now, one of the many effects of high school. But whateva, I’m out foooooolz J
