Max’s Blog!

Yo yo yo my peeps! Okay, so seeing as I haven’t blogged in like a month, let me catch you up…

~I’m taking a gym class over the summer so that I don’t have to take it during the year. It’s crappy and annoying, but it’s more fun than it would be during the year, so oh well…
~I sprained my ankle during said gym class, and it hurts like heck. I swear, nothing could possibly hurt more than this. It sucks.
~I’m still single (not exactly new, but…)
~I got an AIM: londonluvr14 . So if y’all formal has an AIM, add me because I am super beastly awesome.
~Daniel Radcliffe is 19! Happy birthday, Dan!
~I love smileys! yay…:)
~I made two new YouTube videos! I can’t remember what I named them, though, so just go to my channel… ILoveLondonLife . The Yo Mama Joke on is retarded, but I was bored…:)

Yeah, so I apologize for the lack of personality in this, but I’m watching Spongebob so I’m not thinking a lot. Anyway… yeah. Oh, and watch the Fred videos on YouTube! Just go to www.youtube.com/fred and watch all of the videos! Or else! Yay! Lucas Cruikshank is my homeboy (he’s fred)! >:-K (vampire smiley! yippee!)

Okay, so I had the most amazing spaz attack today. I was painting the wall in the stairwell and I thought I was on the ground floor, but I was on the second-to-last step. I took a step to the side, and fell to the ground floor. Which would have been okay, except that I was holding a can of gold paint, so when I stepped to the side, it spilled all over the floor, and me! It sucked! And then I had to clean it up, and it was sticky even when I finished cleaning it up! Then I forgot to clean up my arm, and the paint only came off a bit, so I had to walk around school for the rest of the day with a gold arm! It was so embarassing! Okay, G2G, cya later!

I have officially discovered that I have blond roots.
Amazing, I know. No one could have guessed it. But I am here today to tell you that I am at heart a blond.
So, I was at the grocery store, and it had the automatic doors in the entrance/exit. And there’s one for entering, and one for exiting. I was talking to my dad, and he was pushing the shopping cart (we were leaving) and the cart was as wide s the door, so I decided to take the other door. But, as was mentioned above, there is one door for entering and one door for exiting, so I ended up running into the side of the open door. Not once, but TWICE!! And this is why I is blond.

So, I just got back from the big 8th Grade Gateway Retreat, and it was AWESOME!!!!!!! We did all this fun stuff, like Fuzzy Bunny (where you crammed marshmallows into your mouth and said Fuzzy Bunny, until you gagged or became unintelligible), and the weird blanket flipping puzzle, and all these Challenges (PERUVIAN TACOBIRDS RULE!) and flashlight tag, and it was so fun! Then, when I got home, I got, like, a happy-high on the song Dancing With Myself by Billy Idol, and then decided to wear a chocolate suit to school today (don’t ask) and finished my retarded math homework way faster than I thought I could. Ha! I laugh in the face of your petty efficiency, Mr. AHS Gifted Resource Teacher!!!! Mwahahahaha! I did all my math homework at once!!!! Hahahaha…heehee…hmm. Okay, I’m done now. Sorry.
But yeah, it was so cool! I feel so amazingly happy it’s, like, sad. Heehee…I made a stupid oxymoron… but yeah. I feel like I’m going to explode into a yellow sunny fireball! It’s soooooo….awesome! Yeah!
Okay, I apologize if I’m scaring you. But it had to be said.
Okay, well adios, amigos y amigas! Hasta manana! Metaphorically speaking, of course.

Sorry to write so late!
Okay, so the day after my last post, we went to an island, and we had to get there by boat, and our captain was named Captain Deiter (DEE-tur), and he had the weirdest German accent! He actually said “boat” as “butt!” It was so funny!
Then,we went to the grocery store, but since we were on such a teensy tinsey little island, we had to go to Sanibel to get groceries! They had a huge tropical garden thing, complete with tropical birds, and I tried to get a parrot to talk to me. But it just shrieked at me! It was all, GRAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!! And I was just like, umm, okay…
Then on the way home, it started raining. I was bored, so I looked out the window, and noticed street signs. Street signs are funny things. Here are my observations:
Stop sign: Actually means, Pause.
Yeild sign: You don’t actually give anything up. You actually pause. See stop sign.
Do not pass sign: Take off on Lord of the Rings, “You shall not pass!”
No parking sign: Looks like an “R”, causing some people (me) to think it means “Reverse.”
Men Working sign: So sexist.
Crosswalk sign: PEOPLE XING!!!!!!!!!!!!
Et cetera.
Yeah, so I am also apparently slightly allergic to a certain ingredient insunscreen, so I got a whole bunch of pimples on my face. It sucks. Whatever.

Okay, so two days ago, my family drove to Captiva Island, off the coast of Florida. It took 18 hours, and we spread it over two days, so the first day I went to school for an our and a half (first block) for a Chemistry exam, then we packed up and drove out of my house at, like, 11:30, then drove till 9:00, then fell asleep like the exausted potatoes that we are. (Why I just called us potatoes, I don’t know, but I did, so get over it.) Then we woke up and drove until five the next day, then got to our PRIVATE RENTED HOME with a PRIVATE POOL and FIVE BEDROOMS. Yeah, it’s pretty awesome. And it’s only two blocks from the beach. The Captiva Island beach is known for it’s amazing amount of beautiful shells, and I already have two small pails of shells so far in two days! It’s awesome. But, being the blonde-at-heart that I am (48% blonde, thank you very much) I forgot to put sunscreen on my face. Wwwwooooowwwwww. So, while my body was bronzing nicely, my face was darkening into a disgusting shade of scarlet. And oh does it hurt. Hence, the title of this post, OHHHHH, THE PAAAAAIIIIINNNNN!!!!!!!!!!!!!. Smooth, Max. Real smooth.
G2G, Star Wars: Attack of the Clones is on the telly. Gawd, I’m such a nerd.
More tommorrow.

I’m so bored, boards have nothing on me! BTW, I just made my very first YouTube video. Here’s the address:
http://youtube.com/watch?v=damIQb5gXHg
It’s super awesome!
I’ve just re-realized my love for Daniel Radcliffe, while taking a chain mail quiz my friend sent me. It read, “What do you want to do before you die?” So I thought about it for a moment, then typed, “Meet Daniel Radcliffe.” Then I did a double take, and re-read what I had just written. But I found I couldn’t refute it! So I left it alone and forgot about it. A few minute later, I found myself changing my desktop background to a Daniel Radcliffe wallpaper! I freaked out, and cancelled. But then I was making a video, and I was looking for this one picture in my computer, and I saw a hidden folder. I opened it, then found a hidden file. I looked at it, because I was curious, and it was  picture I made of me and Daniel Radcliffe! I had put Dan’s head on a groom’s body, and my head on a bride’s body, and made it look like we were getting married! I freaked, because I couldn’t remember making it. But sure enough, I looked and it was made in september of last year! It was weird. G2G! Bye!

OMG my little bro just professed his love for my bffs little sister! Maddy S, if u r reading this, WE’RE GONNA BE INLAWS!! YESSSSSSSSS! BTW, in case u couldnt tell, im over the whole bf thing, so oh well….but my little bro is in LOVE!!!! YESSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS… wait a minute, I already said that. Oh well. TTFN!

OMG im so sorry!
Okay, so I finished my trip to London, and proceeded to China. Whatever. But, I got four uubercute shirts, (silk, handmade, traditional chinese embroidery) for twenty bucks! And a beautiful dress for the same! YAY!
Plus I got some awesome ties. Ha! Fart on you bri’ish toipes! I got a six ties for ten bucks, as opposed to your three hundred bucks! BWAHAHAHAHAHA!
Anyway, I’m sad. It’s almost two months later, and nothing else exciting has happened in The Life and Times of Max. But it’s almost Valentines Day, and now I’m lonely again. This happens every year. I see all of the happy little folk with their boyfriends and girfriends, and I’m jealous. I know it’s a sin, but I can’t help it. I’m a Libra: I need constant companionship. And I haven’t ever had a “romantic friend.” Gawd, it’s a wonder I’m not emo yet (no offense, Maddy). I just feel…sad.All the time. I don’t want to eat, or shop, or edit my blog.
Sorry, I went all sad and deep. Oh well. Anyway, I’ll just pick up some ice cream, eat it all, and then work it off on my mom’s Elliptical while watching Gone With The Wind like I always do. As you can tell, I’m used to it.
So, homework sucks, school sucks, life sucks. What else is new?